Monday, January 7, 2008

Seoul


I'm leaving Las Vegas and scrounging for the paperwork to get a visa for a stay in Seoul. It's the capital of South Korea and, with the exception of Tokyo, the most populous metropolitan area in the world.

The city just opened a poker room in a foreigners-only casino. You can also find underground live games throughout the city every night of the week with the citizens.

My focus won't be on poker while I'm in Korea. I'll be working in the afternoons, for one thing. I also am going to finish my writing project or complete the first draft as an expatriate. Now having said that, I will build a poker bankroll to play whatever level I want, since I won't be paying rent.

The key that's changed is poker won't be necessary to support myself. My poker goals won't be as much about making money as about moving up in levels. Kind of like a video game concept where you fight your way through a bunch of opponents and then beat the boss of that level and move to the next level.

Don't expect updates for a while as I sell my stuff on Craigslist, maneuver through bureaucracies, and settle into a totally foreign environment, what a well-traveled Australian recently told me was "the least Western country" he'd ever encountered. But check this site again in a few months. I'll report on my online poker exploits, the casino games at Walker Hill, and the underground live games.

Wednesday, December 19, 2007

Live PLO: Good, My Month Overall: Bad

Last week they ran live $1-2 Pot Limit Omaha games at Planet Hollywood four nights in a row. I really enjoy playing PLO, more than I like playing NLH at the moment. One night I won a sick pot that broke the game around 5 am and I cashed out close to $1,300.

But in NLH I've run terrible this month. When it comes to holdem, this is honestly the worst run of cards I've ever had. I am getting it in with the nuts and feeling awful about it because I'm just waiting for my opponents' outs to come, and sure enough they do. Earlier tonight I got it all in on the turn with the nut straight vs a mediocre two pair for 300 bb, and I'm just shaking my head when I see his hand on the turn because I know he's going to fill up. Unless things turn around this will be my first losing month at poker. And things have to turn around in the next couple days, because while they say luck evens out in the long run, that makes no difference if you go busto in the short run. Is Highwaytime going to have to find a J-O-B? Let's not think such cruel thoughts just yet.

Tuesday, December 4, 2007

Sylar is Back

Hey, what's up. I just took two of my shattered Excedrin pills and am in too much pain to play cards or go out. Let me tell you guys what's been going on.

I have two months left in my Vegas lease. I will probably leave the city at the end of January unless I have a bankroll to start playing $2-5 NL live games, which for me means about $10K. Looking over my records, I notice that I've never played 200 hours of poker in one month, so that's my goal this month and hopefully it will go a long way towards reaching $10K in disposable poker capital by late January. So far this month I'm running like the plague and am only up like $100, but I still have over 170 hours to go.

Sylar got his powers back on the last episode of Heroes, so that bodes well for me. Looking back, I ran good for most of the first season and started running bad right after the final episode of season 1 where he was defeated. I don't know about you but I thought last season's episodes were better, overall.

Possible LA poker trip later this month or early next month with the crew (Carolina John and Todd). I think I can promise John there are Ukrainian girls there.

Then a Colorado ski trip late January, for which I am already equipped against the weather with a new goatee.

Like what I've got down in my other writing project, almost want to say excited about it, but it's going to take months to finish. Still in its infancy.

Friday, November 23, 2007

Thanksgiving Sidebet Challenge, Final Results

Opponent Knockout Tally
Highwaytime: 21
Carolina John: 20
Patrick: 0

Biggest Chip Stack
Carolina John: $1,245
Highwaytime: $1,103
Patrick: $320

So I split the sidebet challenge with daytrader John. I am in Virginia for Thanksgiving weekend at the moment. John is still in Vegas and texted me a half hour ago that he just broke the $2,300 mark in a $200-cap $1-2 NL game at Planet Hollywood (confirmed by Steve aka the Gambling Duke, who is also in the game). But since the sidebet challenge is over, this feat does not go in the records and if not for this generous note would be condemned to oblivion.

On Wednesday, Steve came out to play for the first time in months. The poker room changed since the last time he played. Planet Hollywood held a BET poker tournament last weekend and spruced up the room. Photo portraits on the wall of Dennis Rodman, Steve Martin and Michael Caine in their Dirty Rotten Scoundrels toast, and of Michael Madsen at a urinal. Electronic board showing jackpot hand payouts. Flat screen TVs actually showing sporting events as opposed to running casino promos like before. Steve was having a nice short session, up about $150 over a couple hours, when he looked at the clock on his cell phone and told me he was going to leave in two minutes. It should be obvious to any experienced poker player what happened next. He was a victim of the Curse of the Last Hand. He lost a big pot right away and then he stayed and lost about $500 over the next half hour. My advice, and sorry if it sounds like a zen puzzle, is to never play the last hand.

Monday, November 19, 2007

Quick Update

Thanksgiving Sidebet Challenge, Days 1-3

Opponent Knockouts
Highwaytime: 10
Carolina John: 5

Biggest Chip Stack
Highwaytime: $1,103

Todd couldn't make it to Vegas, and Patrick has been MIA so far.

Wednesday, November 14, 2007

Thanksgiving Week Sidebet Challenge

To commence Friday the 17th of November

The Actors' Names

Highwaytime, inaugural sidebet champion
Carolina John, defending sidebet champion
Todd S, a villain
Patrick, a famous drunkard

Junior, a volleyball champion
Steve J, Ombudsman

The Duke of Serutan, and courtiers

Kenny, a motorcyclist, leader of "The 411"
Marco, a Kindergarten teacher

Nurse to Todd S

Citizens of Nevada; several Gentlemen and Gentlewomen; Torch-bearers, Strippers, Real Estate Agents, and Futures Traders.

Scene: Planet Hollywood poker room

Saturday, November 10, 2007

Quick hits

Playing on Stars. Making some moneys.

On Friday players coming in from across the country. Live action poker. Another sidebet challenge. Patrick wants in.

Threw an Excedrin bottle against the wall after getting sucked out on. Lid flew open and capsules, mostly cracked in half, all over. Impact such that some capsules powderized and settled into carpet.

John has thousands of hits on his blog since he started it late last month. Lost over $120K trading last week. He told me he wants to win it back in $1-2 NL when he's here T-giving week.

Personally watching almost no TV these days but want to catch HSP on Monday to see if Patrick Antonius stacks Jamie Gold for a million dollar pot, or vice versa.

bitterness and denial aren't
realistic ways
to deal
with something that happens again and again
never to know exactly when
but that the only stop is not to play.
but to play
that's the thing.
shut up and deal

"Shut Up and Deal" -Jesse May

Friday, November 2, 2007

Online poker insults

I went back to UB despite the Absolute Poker scandal (Absolute is another site and the company that bought UB) where a former executive was using a superuser account to see opponents' holecards. Not much in poker is ironclad, even, actually especially, the integrity of the game. The thing is, I get rakeback at UB, and if I play online without getting rakeback I am leaving too much money on the table.

I withdrew my money from Full Tilt and used some Full Tilt points to play a single table tourney, the winner of which got into another tourney. I won the single table and then cashed in the tourney.

Online poker chat is like the drainage bin of public discourse. You get these frustrated individuals not even playing cards who are online just to fuck with people. I don't talk smack to anyone w/o provocation. With a 9-to-1 chip lead in the single table tourney, a guy pushed all-in and I called with 93 suited because of pot odds. He types in, "Great read moron," tabling J4. I turn the flush and type, "ty come again" and he unleashes a barrage of vile. The cool part is that he has been eliminated so his chat is now in a different color. It's in an off brown, instead of in blue like before. I think most players on ftp have at some time relished the bitter brown type of a guy they just busted.

Saturday, October 27, 2007

Value shoving air

Carolina John aka DJ Johnny has a new blog that's mostly about his sicko daytrading exploits. He said if he was doing well enough, he would take a shot at a bigger game next time he's in Vegas (T-giving), and he is doing great so far, so all I have to say is, "Welcome to the Bellagio, Sir. Can I tell you about our high hand jackpot?"

In my second-to-last post I linked to some hands showing how some guys can play so badly against me and still get rewarded. So to be fair and balanced I expose myself value shoving with queen high.

And with jack high.

I guess you could argue about them being bad plays but definitely high variance and probably -EV plays against calling stations, and I was tilting at the time.

So value shoving with air reminds me of Bill Fillmaff's famous "I value call my nuts." If you haven't watched the vids on this site, they are Hellmuthian spoofs but I only recommend downloading the Chapter 1 vid as the others get lame.

Wednesday, October 17, 2007

TTYLFTP

I've been playing on Full Tilt and yesterday I got in the black for October. That was nice considering I lost $1,200 in about two seconds of live play to begin the month and then lost more online.

I made a withdrawal request of Full Tilt poker and was surprised that it came back declined. I've made about a dozen Full Tilt withdrawals in the past six months. They no longer have phone support so I emailed them to find out what was up. They told me my account was suspended for having multiple accounts.

Some background: About a year ago I made a second Full Tilt account in addition to my original "Highwaytime" account on Full Tilt. The second account was called ElHajjh, and I set it up because I wanted a rakeback account. A rakeback account is where you get a percentage of the house take, or rake, taken by the site by setting up an account through an affiliate of the poker site. But when I tried to withdraw using ElHajjh, they told me I couldn't have multiple accounts. So I withdrew my balance and closed both accounts. Then a month later I set up a new account under "SevenCities." I spoke to Full Tilt staff on the phone who told me that this wasn't going to be a problem since this new account did not coexist with any other existing account of mine. And since then I've made lots of withdrawals from that account.

So today I explained all of this in emails to Full Tilt but to no real avail. They say they will reopen my original Highwaytime account if I want but will not let me play under any other screen name. I told them to just cash me out, so now I'm waiting for them to send my money to EPassporte and considering where to take my business.

I have a rakeback account on UltimateBet, but that site is owned by Absolute Poker and I don't want to go there right now for obvious reasons. I think I'm headed to PokerStars.

Wednesday, October 10, 2007

So tilted...

I hoped my bad run wouldn't carry over to online play. And it's true that my opponents on FullTilt have been trying really hard to give me money. But they're usually not succeeding.

Here's a great hand against a player whom the Russians might say has been "touched by the angels."

And another against the same guy.

A hand against a player who wanted to gamble for 300 big blinds preflop with Ace-rag.

By God, why not??? Why not, I say!!! Just instantly go all-in over the top on the turn.

Checkraise with nothing on the flop and then call for all your chips on the turn.

If you didn't know K6 was the nuts, you better axe somebody. I may be about to...the progress of my bankroll has been SLOW.

Friday, October 5, 2007

"Wow, I'm not even mad! I'm amazed!"


So the past week has been the roughest stretch I've had in live action poker. It was bad karma for me to boast two entries ago how I couldn't lose. That's where I went wrong. Especially the past three days have been brutal, where I've played about 12 hours a day. It's been a mix of being hideously card dead ("have you tried these new flop-resistant cards?") combined with disaster striking on the rare ocassions I've made a hand. Never once did I see pocket aces in that time, and the three times I made sets I was shown a better hand on the river. Once I saved some money when I folded my set face-up on the river and as a courtesy my opponent showed his made gutshot. The second time I was up against top pair with a backdoor flush draw and it went runner-runner diamonds. On the very last hand of cards I played, I flopped middle set on a J72 board and got all my money in on the flop in a three-way pot to see a final board of J72JJ, so I got counterfeited to a higher pocket pair.

So I'm not gonna go on and on about this. Just trust me that it has been pretty remarkable. If it wasn't happening to me, I would be fascinated by it the same way a mathematical wave theorist could be fascinated by watching a huge aberrant wave develop, as they sometimes do, in the middle of the ocean, in calm waters. Right now, like Will Farrell in Anchorman after Baxter ate the whole wheel of cheese, "I'm not even mad, I'm just amazed.

Tuesday, September 25, 2007

Quick Update

I've played a lot of PLO in the last six months but rarely found myself a 62.5% favorite over a set when I have nothing and there's one card to come.

Todd won the Sunday tourney at his new home base casino in Tucson, AZ. He tipped "a dollar for each dealer involved." This would be a good time to mention that Carolina John's mom, when she won the 2 pm tournament at Planet Hollywood, tipped $500 out of an $800 prize. This was a casino record. Probably not coincidence that Larry, one of the poker room managers, offered to drive her to the airport.

I have never played Halo and don't play video games anymore, but this commercial came on a couple nights ago and it was the best use of Chopin in a vid game commercial I've ever seen.

I'm off to the office.

Sunday, September 16, 2007

On a Heater

Can't lose this month. Made more in my first 10 hours at the tables than I did all of last month, when my earn rate looked like I worked at Del Taco. But now I am winning every session. Live action no limit, online pot limit omaha hi/lo--doesn't matter, just ship it.

Of course I was due for a rush after Carolina John and Todd left town. Hopefully we can get more blog updates from Todd, or as he now has proclaimed himself, the "Pied Piper of Cool." Because as for myself I haven't been posting a lot lately and that will continue as I have started a new writing project.

Sunday, September 9, 2007

The Starbucks Sidebet

Thoughts of leaving Las Vegas. Don't want another Summer here. Get out of your car to pump gas and get back in sticking to your clothes. A climate for scorpions and the expansion of various yeasts. An ex-girlfriend's sister the only one I know besides myself with a bookshelf full of books.

Not sure where I'll go. Suggestions?

Returned to PH today for poker action. MTV VMA awards and Wisconsin/UNLV football game this weekend, so a busy time. The Duke sometimes calls me up to tell me about certain conventions coming into town, and how it'll make for great action at the tables. Like the rodeo is in town so let's play with crazy cowboys. But sometimes his suggestions don't make a lot of objective sense. Like the technology convention is in town so let's go play with the intelligent, patient(Duke:over-analytical, trying to unwind) players, or there's a poker bootcamp at MGM Grand (seriously, he said this) so let's go play with the guys who just got lessons from Lederer and Esfandiari (Duke: overly-tight and conventional) players.

Before I leave Vegas I want the Duke to follow through on the sidebet I challenged him to take. The Starbucks outside the poker room at PH is, according to casino employees, one of the busiest Starbucks locations in the world. The busiest time is the morning around 8 am. The line is like 40-deep. I want him to go there with a clipboard and hardhat, go to front of line, say, "Okay, folks! I'm gonna need everybody to take TWO STEPS BACK (making authoritative hand motions)!" Then get in front of line and order. Complaints? Bark back: "Hey, you got a problem? You can talk to Chalmers in 302!"

Sunday, August 26, 2007

August Challenge and the $2K coffee

Carolina John won both categories of the August Challenge.

He had the biggest chip stack at approximately $2,300. He also had 43 opponent bustouts, which about doubled my tally and edged out Todd at 38.

I ran well below expectation for the 10-day period. That could have been corrected very quickly at 3 am Saturday morning but instead I lost the biggest pot of my life.

I had made a big call with QQ against a player who checkraised all-in on the flop for $350 more on a T82 board with two spades. He had JJ and after that pot I stood at over $800. It got the adrenaline flowing and I took a walk and got a cheese danish at the gift shop downstairs. When I got back to the poker room I ordered a coffee with cream and put the danish aside.

John was sitting to my left, and to John's left was an Asian woman named Too. She had about $1,000 in front of her. She had made half of it by calling an all-in on the turn with a gutterball and flush draw against her husband. I'd been playing with her all weekend and knew she was a really loose player who was running hotter than the sun.

I still hadn't gotten my coffee when I picked up AQ of clubs on the button and raised to $12. John called, Too called, and the European in middle position with about $400 in front of him also called.

The flop came KJT with two hearts, so I flopped the stones. John checked, Too led out for $20, the European called, I called, and John called.

Turn came the 9 of diamonds, putting a four card straight out there. Too led out for $60, the European pushed for $370 (with a bare queen), and I insta-pushed over the top for $800.

Too goes into the tank. She thinks about it for so long that by the time she calls I am pretty much putting her on what she has, a queen for the second-nuts along with a flush draw. A ridiculous call, but one I would expect her to make at least half the time.

River is the nine of hearts and I throw my danish clear out of the poker room and into a row of slot machines. I take a walk for a half hour asking myself why I run so fucking bad and why I had to lose that pot instead of having $2K on the table.

By the time I get back, though, I'm not really mad. I'm more in a sort of spaced out zone where I don't care about the money anymore. I sit down and put on my ipod and ask if the cocktail waitress came by with the drinks yet. I'm told she did not. She comes by fifteen minutes later and doesn't have my drink.

She asks if anyone wants anything.

"Yeah, I ordered a coffee with cream about two thousand dollars ago."

So that was that, and by the way Too lost everything she had on the table over the next 10 hours or so, plus several rebuys. She lost a huge chunk of it to John in a $2K+ pot where the hands never went to showdown. During that same session I actually busted her twice after she busted me, but for nothing close to the amount that was at stake during our first hand.

Wednesday, August 15, 2007

Coolers

Been taking it easy the last couple days in anticipation of a week of non-stop poker.

The Duke gets to keep his title as he came out and played the other night. I got coolered a couple times, like when I ran Ace-high into a set of threes, and then getting colddecked with Seven-high versus pocket aces. I doubled up my opponent both times, but what are you gonna do? On some hands you are just destined to lose money.

Then the tables combined and I had a conversation with Kevin about appropriate aggression levels for small stakes no limit games. I got unstuck and then up a bill or so when a guy open raised for $100 when I had limped with King Kong.

Sunday, August 12, 2007

Shortstackers

Took myself to the Strip and sat at a table with Ason, the self-proclaimed "Pro's Pro."

Ason is in from LA and shortstacking it like a live version of Mark Vos on FTP. Not that he has to shortstack, he just likes it like that. If the Duke had Ason's bankroll he would be at Binion's sitting behind a rack of green.

If the Duke does not play tonight I demote him to Constable or Ombudsman.

Friday, August 10, 2007

Santa Barbara

I figured it was time to pay the piper so I took my coupe to the shop. I hate that fucking piper guy. Condo in Santa Barbara, he's bragging about, while I shell out close to $1K in twenty dollar bills.

The first live session of the month was a hit-and-run 1.2 bi winner.

Today was all about the swings. Played an hour in the morning, then a couple 2-hour sessions later in the day. All three- or four-tabling:

morning session: even (nlh)
session 2: -4 bi (nlh)
session 3: +6 bi (plo)

I had kind of a realization about my real leak that has been holding me back in this game to some degree, which is that I have been outcome oriented instead of process oriented. May get into it more in future posts, for now will just say I will play hours and not worry about results cause the results will be there at the end of the month. Peace.

Sunday, August 5, 2007

Swings of PLO


When I feel myself start to tilt, I gaze at the painting from Goodfellas.
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Cashed out most of the FullTilt moneys to give myself a live bankroll. My plan: to play at PH but also play a few hours online each day to get rakeback and Ironman freeroll points.

After the cashout I went on a heinous run in PLO where I lost like nine straight 60/40s for stacks. My play was not the best as I was continuation betting too liberally and playing too loose when I got popped. When you are running bad you tend to think people are constantly making plays at you, and when you are really, really running bad you want to call just to see how they got you this time.

Good thing I'd started mixing in NLHE into my online mix. During this run my PT BB/100 for the past month went from 12 to 7 in PLO, and from 4 to 11 in NLHE. In like three days.