Shortstackers

Took myself to the Strip and sat at a table with Ason, the self-proclaimed "Pro's Pro."

Ason is in from LA and shortstacking it like a live version of Mark Vos on FTP. Not that he has to shortstack, he just likes it like that. If the Duke had Ason's bankroll he would be at Binion's sitting behind a rack of green.

If the Duke does not play tonight I demote him to Constable or Ombudsman.