Friday, November 23, 2007

Thanksgiving Sidebet Challenge, Final Results

Opponent Knockout Tally
Highwaytime: 21
Carolina John: 20
Patrick: 0

Biggest Chip Stack
Carolina John: $1,245
Highwaytime: $1,103
Patrick: $320

So I split the sidebet challenge with daytrader John. I am in Virginia for Thanksgiving weekend at the moment. John is still in Vegas and texted me a half hour ago that he just broke the $2,300 mark in a $200-cap $1-2 NL game at Planet Hollywood (confirmed by Steve aka the Gambling Duke, who is also in the game). But since the sidebet challenge is over, this feat does not go in the records and if not for this generous note would be condemned to oblivion.

On Wednesday, Steve came out to play for the first time in months. The poker room changed since the last time he played. Planet Hollywood held a BET poker tournament last weekend and spruced up the room. Photo portraits on the wall of Dennis Rodman, Steve Martin and Michael Caine in their Dirty Rotten Scoundrels toast, and of Michael Madsen at a urinal. Electronic board showing jackpot hand payouts. Flat screen TVs actually showing sporting events as opposed to running casino promos like before. Steve was having a nice short session, up about $150 over a couple hours, when he looked at the clock on his cell phone and told me he was going to leave in two minutes. It should be obvious to any experienced poker player what happened next. He was a victim of the Curse of the Last Hand. He lost a big pot right away and then he stayed and lost about $500 over the next half hour. My advice, and sorry if it sounds like a zen puzzle, is to never play the last hand.

Monday, November 19, 2007

Quick Update

Thanksgiving Sidebet Challenge, Days 1-3

Opponent Knockouts
Highwaytime: 10
Carolina John: 5

Biggest Chip Stack
Highwaytime: $1,103

Todd couldn't make it to Vegas, and Patrick has been MIA so far.

Wednesday, November 14, 2007

Thanksgiving Week Sidebet Challenge

To commence Friday the 17th of November

The Actors' Names

Highwaytime, inaugural sidebet champion
Carolina John, defending sidebet champion
Todd S, a villain
Patrick, a famous drunkard

Junior, a volleyball champion
Steve J, Ombudsman

The Duke of Serutan, and courtiers

Kenny, a motorcyclist, leader of "The 411"
Marco, a Kindergarten teacher

Nurse to Todd S

Citizens of Nevada; several Gentlemen and Gentlewomen; Torch-bearers, Strippers, Real Estate Agents, and Futures Traders.

Scene: Planet Hollywood poker room

Saturday, November 10, 2007

Quick hits

Playing on Stars. Making some moneys.

On Friday players coming in from across the country. Live action poker. Another sidebet challenge. Patrick wants in.

Threw an Excedrin bottle against the wall after getting sucked out on. Lid flew open and capsules, mostly cracked in half, all over. Impact such that some capsules powderized and settled into carpet.

John has thousands of hits on his blog since he started it late last month. Lost over $120K trading last week. He told me he wants to win it back in $1-2 NL when he's here T-giving week.

Personally watching almost no TV these days but want to catch HSP on Monday to see if Patrick Antonius stacks Jamie Gold for a million dollar pot, or vice versa.

bitterness and denial aren't
realistic ways
to deal
with something that happens again and again
never to know exactly when
but that the only stop is not to play.
but to play
that's the thing.
shut up and deal

"Shut Up and Deal" -Jesse May

Friday, November 2, 2007

Online poker insults

I went back to UB despite the Absolute Poker scandal (Absolute is another site and the company that bought UB) where a former executive was using a superuser account to see opponents' holecards. Not much in poker is ironclad, even, actually especially, the integrity of the game. The thing is, I get rakeback at UB, and if I play online without getting rakeback I am leaving too much money on the table.

I withdrew my money from Full Tilt and used some Full Tilt points to play a single table tourney, the winner of which got into another tourney. I won the single table and then cashed in the tourney.

Online poker chat is like the drainage bin of public discourse. You get these frustrated individuals not even playing cards who are online just to fuck with people. I don't talk smack to anyone w/o provocation. With a 9-to-1 chip lead in the single table tourney, a guy pushed all-in and I called with 93 suited because of pot odds. He types in, "Great read moron," tabling J4. I turn the flush and type, "ty come again" and he unleashes a barrage of vile. The cool part is that he has been eliminated so his chat is now in a different color. It's in an off brown, instead of in blue like before. I think most players on ftp have at some time relished the bitter brown type of a guy they just busted.